| Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You | |
| The Basic Stuff | |
| Name?: | Jess |
| Age?: | 18 |
| Height?: | 5'2 |
| Weight?: | Fuck you |
| Birthday?: | Every year |
| Birthplace?: | Where'd I be born |
| Current Location?: | at my comp ^ ^ |
| School/Grade?: | Not a drop out/Senior |
| Zodiac Sign?: | Cancer |
| Chinese Zodiac Sign?: | Rabbit |
| Righty or Lefty?: | Righty |
| Haircolor?: | Brunette mixed with almost every natural color |
| Eyecolor?: | Blue that change different shades of blue |
| Skin Color?: | Pale |
| About You | |
| What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: | I have them. End of Story |
| Any Pets?: | 3 pussy...cats |
| If So What Are They?: | numbnuts, I just answered |
| Favorite Relative?: | my made up ones |
| Least Favorite Relative?: | can I say all? |
| What's Your Heritage/Race?: | Human~ Italian~Irish~ |
| Political Affilation?: | Nune of yer damn business |
| Love & Sex | |
| Sexuality?: | hetro with an open mind |
| Are You In A Relationship Now?: | er, well *takes a deep breath* will you go out with me? *watery eyes* |
| If So, With Whom?: | my pet fish |
| For How Long?: | i dunno I don't have a pet fish |
| Are You In Love?: | WITH A FISH? |
| Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: | yeah, you could say that |
| Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: | ...wth. |
| How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: | heh hehe |
| Virgin?: | I SHALL NEVER TELL YOU I'M A VIRGIN...oops |
| If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: | de de de |
| Was It Enjoyable?: | oh yes, but then i wokeded up |
| What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: | from my bed to the floor, cuz i got tangled up in my sheets when I was sleeping and Had a RUDE awakening |
| Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: | where you should be? |
| Best Love Quote?: | Hit him then Kiss him...then hit him again. |
| Your Friends | |
| Best?: | Too many...I shall name them all :P Alanna, Andrea, Lee, Mellie, um...my memory who I had losted in an accident when someone dropped me on the head when I was a baby |
| How Many Do You Have?: | Didn't I say I couldn't COUNT! DIDN'T I? Oh I didn't...my bad |
| More Guys Or Girls?: | Girls |
| Love Them All?: | with hearts and candy *dies* |
| Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: | yeah, so we can terroize schedule bitch |
| Oldest?: | I think...Mel is... |
| Newest?: | em.. |
| Pen Pal?: | Everybody. But they Take MY PENS@@ |
| Friends And Words: Associate Them | |
| Pen: | WKHIAHSD |
| Flower: | eh lou |
| Pink: | *snicker* angel *dies* |
| Window: | I'm so out the window on the one *der* |
| Heart: | Joe. *ROLMAO* |
| Mother: | Fucker hey...isn't that joe too? |
| Bread: | Poor |
| Insane: | ME |
| Sunglasses: | Blind...me |
| Pimp: | Mel |
| Cross: | Lee |
| Lonely: | depends on the day |
| Car: | Mel |
| Music: | lee |
| This Or That | |
| Boxers or Briefs?: | hehehe either will suit-> him, ya dumbass |
| Thongs or G-Strings?: | I actually am not fond of wearing floss as underwear |
| Shorts or Pants?: | pants |
| Shoes or Barefeet?: | depends if its freezing |
| Books or Movies?: | both |
| Night or Day?: | night coo~coo~ |
| Dark or Light?: | Medium then rare |
| Mountains or Beach?: | beach then mountains |
| Snow or Sun?: | SUN |
| Pepsi or Coke?: | which is on strike |
| Guys or Girls?: | gee I just don't know |
| Swim or Surf?: | den a den a den...surfing in the usa...oh wait I can't *slip* ill swim |
| For or Against | |
| Gay Marriage?: | For it, half my friends are gay |
| Abortion?: | ~_~ |
| Bush Getting Re-elected?: | FUCK NO! |
| Suicide?: | WHAT? |
| War?: | Eya, right |
| Pants?: | well I'd like to wear clothes thank you |
| Clothes In General?: | yes PLEASE |
| Penises?: | mmmm |
| Favorites | |
| Color?: | Orange |
| Number?: | 7 |
| Holiday?: | HALLOWEEN |
| Season?: | SUMMER |
| Movie?: | come on please |
| Book?: | your so cruel |
| Magazine?: | @_@ I CAN't I CAN"T READ |
| Food?: | *puts hands out* pease |
| Drink?: | that too |
| TV Show?: | supernatu~ral |
| Song?: | *bobs head* im sorry I can't hear your stupidity |
| Band?: | I'm not BANNED |
| Computer Game?: | They have games? OMG |
| Video Game?: | The ones you get to shoot ppl |
| Anime/Manga?: | HAHAHAHAHA |
| Shirt?: | clothes |
| Pants?: | clothes |
| Actor?: | stop |
| Actress?: | please |
| Singer?: | it hurts |
| Flower?: | YOUR KILLIING ME |
| Scent?: | something not nasty? |
| Animal?: | KITTY |
| Cookie?: | okay |
| The Future | |
| Want To Go To College?: | Uh yer sure |
| What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: | An uptight paper pusher *yay* Ah screenwriter |
| Want To Get Married?: | *glare* |
| Want To Have Kids?: | *double glare* |
| What Would Their Names Be?: | Dammit and Jesus Christ |
| How Many?: | dunno |
| Where Do You Want To Live?: | in a house |
| Where Do You Want To Get Married?: | >< |
| How Do You Want To Die?: | that's such a nice question |
| More Stuff About You | |
| Piercings?: | ear |
| Tattoos?: | please i want one |
| Smoke?: | never |
| Drink?: | give me |
| Do Drugs?: | hell no |
| Skinny Dip?: | ohh |
| Greatest Fear?: | falling |
| Chocolate or Vanilla?: | swirled |
| Go To Church?: | used to |
| Religion?: | catholic supposedly |
| Scars?: | in my broken hurt...oh and one on my forearm |
| CDs Owned?: | too many |
| Collections?: | anime and the remainder of my brain cells |
| Like To Be Naked?: | oh yeah you should see me when im drunk |
| Ever Eaten Sushi?: | have i ever eaten raw, stinky fish...hmm |
| An Entire Case Of Oreos?: | *blush* |
| Been On Stage?: | yep yep |
| Danced In The Rain?: | everytime it rains |
| Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: | ...does it count if they kissed me? |
| Weirdest Dream?: | too many to count |
| Best Dream?: | oh ho oh |
| Saddest Dream?: | *teary eyes* |
| Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: | my ex to come back |
| Think You're Attractive?: | yeah i got some stuff |
| Shoplifted?: | I DIDN't DO IT! I SWEAR |
| Been Caught "Doing Something"?: | nah i don't think so but there were some close calls |
| Weirdest Makeout Place?: | how about a passout |
| Like Thunderstorms?: | Of course |
| Favorite Shoes?: | ones that fit |
| Favorite Quote?: | No, Shit Sherlock and Well La De F&%kin Da are my favs |
| Best Advice Given?: | Haven't gotten it yet |
| Worst Advice Given?: | to fall in love |
| Favorite Song Lyric?: | Every bit of evanescence |
| What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: | "Lifes a bitch and then you die" |
| Glad This Is Over?: | ... |
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